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The Raw Oyster, The Sexual act involving cracking a raw egg into your partners vagina and then proceed to scran it back out.
James: So David you finally do it with Beth.
David: Do what?
James: The Raw Oyster!
David: Oh yeah.. Shit was Fantastic!!!
Verb. an undefined, yet terrifying, sex act.
"What did you do this weekend"
"Wel, ha, I had a uh... haha, Bavarian Oyster."
"..."
Having a middle aged woman put salt on her vagina and then having a old white man lick it off.
Man that chicks getting a soggy oyster tonight
A fresh, not frozen, cat turd, battered and deep fried.
Can I get a basket of wheatland oysters and an order of fries please?
Sticking 11 oysters up your grandma and sucking out 12 !
I visited grandma today and scored my self a lucky oyster.
When accidentally stepping on an oyster in Australia, a bleeding, infected, pus dripping stump is usually the result. This painful horror is called oyster foot.
Hey mate, I’ve got a serious case of oyster foot.