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Blacking out or passing out for a second during sex..panicking
Then giving oral sex
I passed out for a second during sex and woke up and gave him some panic oral
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Uenoyama from given anytime mafuyu breaths
"Dude Uenoyama is the definition of gay panic"
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When a twitch stream suddenly goes offline and the chat explodes with people panicking.
Watcher1: "Wait it went offline?"
Watcher2: "It did!!!"
Watcher1: "OMG WHYYYYY"
Watcher3: "Well this calls for a picnic panic."
panic issues in chat
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Another word for the term penis/dick/cock.
"Hey did you hear that Sally and Nick hooked up?" - Person 1
"Really, they did??" - Person 2
"Yeah, I heard Nick let Sally play with his panic button" - Person 1
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I like the way you do it,
panic box, panic box, girl,
won't you let me into your
panic box, panic box, girl
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When you call a restaurant to order for delivery and panic once the person picks up the phone and can't seem to tell them what you want. Instead your adrenaline starts to rush and you begin to stutter.
RING RING
Pizza Box, How may I help you?
Uhhh Ummm eh! You got food there?
Yeah yeah we got food. WHat do you want!
Umm!!! Uhhh! Lemme write it down and call you back.
Click
Darn, I wasn't ready for the trick questions. I had a "Delivery Panic."
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Any situation where you are legs and/or cheeks akimbo and feel sudden terror, for example:
- you are getting fucked by the gardener when your psychopathic mobster husband comes home early
- the shit you are taking is so wide, long and dry you fear it might split your ring open and/or drag out some colon with it
- two guys hold you bent over a table while a third kicks your legs open in preparation for the gang that's about to ass rape and possibly kill you
- the glass jar you put up your ass for a sexual thrill suddenly breaks under the pressure
Dude have you seen one guy, one jar? Now THAT'S widespread panic.
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