Prius Panic

Term used to describe the feeling many people, especially men, get when they end up behind a Prius while driving home from work.

Prius panic
Man 1: Oh Christ. I hope this asshole turns. I'd like to make it home before fucking 9.

Man 2: No kidding. Never seen a Prius go the speed limit.

Man 1: Yes! It's turning! *prius slowly comes to a full stop and turns slower than a fucking Amish carriage*

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Panic! at the hansel

a very popular hansel parody band,known for their hit rock songs

my favorite song is hansel hpes by Panic! at the hansel

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picnic panic

When a twitch stream suddenly goes offline and the chat explodes with people panicking.

Watcher1: "Wait it went offline?"
Watcher2: "It did!!!"
Watcher1: "OMG WHYYYYY"
Watcher3: "Well this calls for a picnic panic."
panic issues in chat

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Panic Button

Another word for the term penis/dick/cock.

"Hey did you hear that Sally and Nick hooked up?" - Person 1
"Really, they did??" - Person 2
"Yeah, I heard Nick let Sally play with his panic button" - Person 1

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Panic Box

The panic box is the Pussy

I like the way you do it,
panic box, panic box, girl,
won't you let me into your
panic box, panic box, girl

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Delivery Panic

When you call a restaurant to order for delivery and panic once the person picks up the phone and can't seem to tell them what you want. Instead your adrenaline starts to rush and you begin to stutter.

RING RING
Pizza Box, How may I help you?

Uhhh Ummm eh! You got food there?

Yeah yeah we got food. WHat do you want!

Umm!!! Uhhh! Lemme write it down and call you back.

Click

Darn, I wasn't ready for the trick questions. I had a "Delivery Panic."

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Widespread Panic

Any situation where you are legs and/or cheeks akimbo and feel sudden terror, for example:

- you are getting fucked by the gardener when your psychopathic mobster husband comes home early

- the shit you are taking is so wide, long and dry you fear it might split your ring open and/or drag out some colon with it

- two guys hold you bent over a table while a third kicks your legs open in preparation for the gang that's about to ass rape and possibly kill you

- the glass jar you put up your ass for a sexual thrill suddenly breaks under the pressure

Dude have you seen one guy, one jar? Now THAT'S widespread panic.

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