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The most savage security company in Fresno
Pacific Valley patrol is the hardest company in the valley
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When something or someone has gone lost or cannot be found.
The invitation must have patrol 5'd on its way to you.
John didn't make the flight. He got patrol 5'd
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Cadets usually aged 12-18, some up to the age of 21 can join the Civil Air Patrol and choose from a wide variety of activities. A very rewarding, yet draws negative attention by some idiots.
There are three kinds of cadets;
1.) Those who actually sit and learn about the values of leadership and aerospace power. These cadets usually end up earning prestigious awards and will become military and business leaders of the next generation.
2.) Those who kind of just do nothing and have no idea why they're there. These cadets quit after the first 1-2 years.
3.) Those idiots who buy tactical gear and Kevlar with their parents money, dressing themselves up like an Air Force Pararescueman or an Army Green Beret and act hardcore when they've probably never even shot anything more powerful than a BB gun. Cocky, yet extremely insecure. See also: poser
Take off that tactical gear dumbass, you're not in the military, just a Civil Air Patrol Cadet.
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The local taskforce designated to find and release Bonsai Kitty from captivity into the wild. Usually still in their jar shape formation
"This is the BKP, If you know of any Bonsai Kitty in your area please dont hesitate to call us. Thank You!"
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Catholic school teachers who abuse their power over Catholic school uniform/ free dress codes and behavior policies which were probably created in the Middle Ages. The teachers are usually middle-aged and hypocrites because they break the rules themselves. They hate uniqueness and want you to be like clones of each other. They hate emos, thrashers, punks, scene, ravers, or anybody awesome. They love posers, goody-two-shoes, and snitches. They are prepared for people who come with painted nails, makeup, or "inappropriate" clothes. Their goal is to brainwash awesome people to turn into posers, goody-two-shoes, and snitches.
(At a Catholic School, on the playground)
Teacher:(has dyed hair) Dying your hair is a sin! Detention!!!!
Girl:(WTF?)
Teacher: And no makeup!!!
Girl:But...
Teacher:No talking back to me! Detention!!!(Boy passes by, has pierced ears)BOYS CANNOT WEAR EARRINGS!!!!!!! DETENTION!!
Girl:What's her deal?
Boy: She has Catholic Uniform Patrol Syndrome.
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A facebook group that was once good, now turned into a cult worshipping their leader who frequently plans attacks on innocent accounts. Also, they worship gore, refuse to follow their own rules about relationships, and ban anybody with a slightly different opinion before attempting to falsely report them.
Man 1: What the fuck, why was my post on FB removed?
Man 2: You've probably been mass reported by those Thot Patrol guys.
Man 1: It was just a joke, they didn't have to go remove it.
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A safety patrol officer is your pot supplier you go to before you have a safety meeting.
"Hey dude, I'll be back. I gotta see the safety patrol officer"
"Sweet, then we can have a safety meeting when you get back."
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