glenn pen rally

When a baseball team or any other competitive team places an individual athlete inside of a cage or pen during a portion of the game to rally the team to victory. This player is most likely to be a social outcast on the team.

When the Oakland Raiders were losing to the Rams at kickoff, the team decided to use the glenn pen rally by putting JaMarcus Russel in the tunnel to rally the Raiders to a 4th quarter victory.

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Pig Pen stank

A cloud of stink that surrounds an individual. Usually refers to extreme body odor or frangrance overdose. Reference to Charlie Brown's pal Pig Pen who always a had a swirling mass of dirt surrounding him.

"I dunno, he's cute and all, but what's up with the Pig Pen stank? it's August, take a shower for God's sake!"

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My pen is big

A sentence usually stating when a man is aroused

Pepe: " D-d-damn, Becky's looking FINE today !

Napoliean : "My pen is big any day for her." ;)

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Pen-fusion

The state of confusion over pens

Pens + Confusion = Pen-Fusion

Today i was stood near the pen aisle in the shop and got pen-fused

There were so many to choose from such as the low end range of 25p biros to the high end quality pens that cost £35

I went through a bit of pen-fusion

So I left the store not to be overcome with pen-fusion

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Pen Cap Chew

A great song by one of the best bands ever, Nirvana. Kurt Cobain wrote it before Bleach, Nirvana's first album, and it was considered for it, but never made it in. Still a great song, though. Look it up on Youtube.

Lyrics to Pen Cap Chew.

Ummm, lies again
Ummm, mine
Ummm, mmmm

You go, you give, you get, you get to me
All the years of tyrants such an easy way to go
You go, you give, you get, you get to me
Time to struggle and the scaling of fingernails

Ummm, lies again
Ummm, mine
Ummm, mmmm

You're lonely

Waste your time by saying he was gullible
Give up all additions in there where it's cold
Push that gate, it is the age of red eye shame
Protest swine, go to jail, the travesty

Two minutes slow...slow...slow...oh

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my pen is huge

Another way to say that you got a big dick

'Did you know that my pen is huge'

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pen-friend

Ashleigh's fuck buddy

Hey have you seen the pen-friend?
She got a new fuck buddy already?!

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