the pains of the lower abdomen experienced during constipation or during a nasty bout of food poisoning
backpacker A- "damn, I'm doubled over with a poo period here"
Bakcpacker B - "Yeah, that'll be those deep fried tarantula gonads you had off that dodgy looking street vendor mate"
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That time of the month when you feel particularly nerdy. Often characterized by sudden emotional outbreaks of nerdiness and demands for unreasonable amounts of certain video games or music. No nasty bodily functions involved; a possible exception of less showering may occur, however.
Person 1:
"I think I am on my nerd period.... I played Goldeneye for like 25 hours yesterday, and there aren't even 25 hours in a day. How is that even possible.. with except... maybe... holy shit... person 2! do you know what this means?! I have accidentally slipped into the Starbucks time continuum..and... and......"
Person 2:
O_o
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The act of having any form of sex with a female while she is on her period.
"Dude, me and Stephanie had period sex last night, what a mess"
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When a woman gets her period twice in the same month.
Woman: Oh my gosh! I just got my period for the second time this month!
Other Woman: Wow! You are having a period frenzy!!
When a girl thinks she has started her period so keeps checking, but hasn't actually.
I'm on my paranoid period today.
When your period is due but you risk going out wearing fancy underwear. Like Russian roulette, but instead of being at the mercy of chance you are relying on your uterus.
Today was day 28 of my cycle but I played period roulette and wore my favourite pants.
here are some basic rules for guys when girls have their periods:
do not make eye contact
stay at least 10 feet away
do not make any conversation if you would like to keep your face in its current state
guy: hey babe
girl: if you dont back up by the count of ten, i will rip your nuts off!!!
guy: ok hun, bye
guy: i just broke the period rules