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Based on the true story of the pirates who control the Horn of Africa, the captain Phillips is the act of sticking Somalian weapons in your partners genitals followed by screaming "I am the captain now!!!"
Baby get ready for the captain Phillips I'm gunnna stick a lifeboat sized load of cum in you.
the most amazing and mysterious persons of this motherfucking planet. everyone who knows phillip w. is either an alcoholic or the happiest person of all happy persons.
phillip w.'s are
-hot
-loyal
-pretty as fuck
-in love with beer
-and a really great friend and lover
Omg, he's literally a Phillip W.!
Pers. 1: hey, you look great today!
Pers. 2: ohmagawd thank you, you're so phillip w.!
The best fucking guy you will ever meet. Goal driven, hard working chad of a man who loves his friends and is extremely responsible. Fun loving guy loved by all, and those who don’t love him are probably vegetables.
Wow, Phillip Stewart sure is an awesome friend.
November 18th is the day you celebrate Phillip Wallace. He is the hottest and awesomest human being in the world.
Stacy: do you know what tomorrow is?
me: no?
Stacy: its national phillip wallace day, go post on your story "happy national phillip wallace day!"
ann phillips
sporty
à ditzy person
loves beer pong and really good at
sweet at times
but is a fake fan of Adele
ann Phillips only likes Easy On Me on Adele’s new album