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the most amazing and mysterious persons of this motherfucking planet. everyone who knows phillip w. is either an alcoholic or the happiest person of all happy persons.
phillip w.'s are
-hot
-loyal
-pretty as fuck
-in love with beer
-and a really great friend and lover
Omg, he's literally a Phillip W.!
Pers. 1: hey, you look great today!
Pers. 2: ohmagawd thank you, you're so phillip w.!
A Rusty Phillip ( feel up) is the act of a younger person eating the ass of and old man (60+), and him farting in their face ( usually a wet one). Most often causing a bad case a pink eye.
“Did ya catch Jen this mornin?”
“ Yeah, rumor has it she gave the Mayor a Rusty Phillip.”
“Jesus dude…”
The best fucking guy you will ever meet. Goal driven, hard working chad of a man who loves his friends and is extremely responsible. Fun loving guy loved by all, and those who don’t love him are probably vegetables.
Wow, Phillip Stewart sure is an awesome friend.
November 18th is the day you celebrate Phillip Wallace. He is the hottest and awesomest human being in the world.
Stacy: do you know what tomorrow is?
me: no?
Stacy: its national phillip wallace day, go post on your story "happy national phillip wallace day!"
ann phillips
sporty
à ditzy person
loves beer pong and really good at
sweet at times
but is a fake fan of Adele
ann Phillips only likes Easy On Me on Adele’s new album