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Pillow sex is when you have sex with a soft pillow, which can include, humping it, rubbing it on you sexualy, or making out with it humping it, then put a hole in it to put your dick in.
Brian was lying on his bed, reading sex stories. "Man I wish I can have sex with someone". Then he turned his head and saw the huge teddy bear his mom had gave him. He starts to strip then when he is butt naked, he puts a hole in the back and front. Then starts putting his dick in the bear. But little did he know then bear was alive and started mouning " OHHH HARDER FASTER MMMMM BABY PLEASE DIG IT DEEPER" she yelled. Brian didn't even stopped to think and went faster and harder and everytime he went in, he went in deeper. They did this for an hour and she gave him a blowjob. He kept her in his room forever to be his sex slave, but she didn't mind. He had pillow sex for the rest of his life.
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A pair of large hairy ass breasts
Damn I was gonna skeet that girl linda till I saw those nasty ass gorilla pillows
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The behaviors that follow after someone masturbates and wishes for nobody to know about it. Behaviors include fluffing pillows, spraying air freshener and taking the TV off mute.
Karen: Hi, how are you?
Lorraine: Fine, just finished a pile of laundry.
Karen: Good, good. I just got pack from the dentist. I'm running a bath. I might as well get one now. I won't be able to go in the lounge 'til Jamie's finished fluffing the pillows.
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1.) what one puts on the ugliest person they are about to fuck; 2.) used to cover the pillow and serve as a protective outer layer against intruding elements
"Hey, I like to role-play! Would you put this on?"
"I washed your pillow case, Max."
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a person who helps keep the pillow (which muffles the sound)in a drummer's bass drum in place so it doesn't slide out.
The drummer in the band requested a pillow pusher halfway through the set.
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A small patch of well groomed hair just above the vagina.
A make shift beard for a man or woman when one rests thier chin on the pubic hair resulting in a beard.
She had a perfectly groomed pussy resembling a small hamster pillow. Her hamster pillow was so cute I wanted to rest my head on it.
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This is a common word used as a synonym for tits.
She had huge fuck pillows!
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