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Set expression which you use, when some douchebag is dobed about your actions
Calm down, and trust me, I am a pilot!
Someone who has 10,000 hours practice flying an armchair at a maximum flight ceiling of 0 feet above the ground, and who feels like they must never be distracted from their glorious mission of defending their front room. See also: lazy git
I have just been qualified as an armchair pilot, but I can no longer feel my arse cheeks
When you go to the bathroom unsure if you have to pee or poop so you sit down and hope for the best.
I have to use the bathroom. I’m unsure why, so I am just going to go in an pull a whiskey pilot
A situation where a business lacks management and direction and slowly descends into a shit show.
This business is currently pilot lighting. Imagine how shit all the staff would feel
It means a young man fall in love with an older woman. Old woman is often referred to "old lady plane". Therefore, to "control" the "old lady plane", the "young pilot" must be in charge of it. We can abbreviate the meaning by saying someone wants to drive an old lady.
Although she looks old, I want to drive her because her body is so perfect.
Do not become a young pilot, she looks ugly.
It is a blumkin on a plane, that is...getting a blow job, in the bathroom of a plane, while taking a dump.
"The best blumpkin I have ever received was one time, i got a sloppy pilot."
A box pilot is defined as an individual who possesses significant vaginal prowess. A true box pilot never losses his way and is able to navigate and pleasure said vagina with ease.
I showed her how a true box pilot likes to get down...