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Meeting/hooking-up with girls when one’s financial state is severely strained. There are many ways to undertake budget pimping, but essentially any act of being a cheapskate in the context of trying to get ass would classify as budget pimping; i.e. scrupulously searching for name-brand clothes at thrift stores, purchasing cologne knock-offs at mini marts, sneaking tiny liquor bottles into bars to mix your own drinks in the bathroom, pawning the necklace your grandmother gave you in order to obtain some cash and look like a player, lying about your (or the existence of a) career, etc. Budget pimping takes many forms but is fundamentally seeing the value in a dollar, and turning that dollar into a blow job.
(When pimp cover is broken and girl finds out you're a loser)
"What the fuck! I thought you had a car and a nice job!"
"Cut me some slack, bitch. I'm budget pimping."
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When you just over-exaggerate a pelvic thrust in a very upwards motion. It’s as if your boner is just laying upright on your stomach, trying to pound some angel’s pussy.
“This one stripper at the club was so into me. I was pimp thrusting her for half the night cuz she was just towering over me”
An affliction pimps suffer from as a result of their poor diet based primarily on greasy street food eaten standing.
"Man, I don't know why I've got the pimp skitters today. All I had was two hot dogs, a slice of pizza, a bottle of wine, two cheeseburgers and a coke."
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Dolphin equivalent of a Pimp Hand. Used to keep a Dolphin's hos in line.
1. eeeeeik eeik eeeek (Keep your Pimp Fin strong)
2. Damn bro, check out that Dolphin's Pimp Fin. He keeps those bitches in line.
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A smart guy at school who gives the answers to all the hot girls. Which will result in all the hot girls in the class crowding around his desk.
Jock: Hey where's my girlfriend, were supposed to work together.
Friend: She's with all the other hot girls, crowded around that answer pimp.
real estate agent, one that jacks the price up.
That dirt pimp made my taxes go up again!
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A minister that take the Bible out of context intentionally to convince the congregation they CAN'T be blessed unless they give money to HIS ministry!
Joan's Pastor is a serious Pulpit Pimp, he asked her to give her mortgage money to the Building Fund, and said God would supply her needs!