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Planet Saturn

Ugh, that is actually my favorite planet. - Rian
HAVE YOU SEEN MA GLASSES? - Mercury
Wikipedia: Saturn is the sixth planet from the Sun and the second-largest in the Solar System, after Jupiter. It is a gas giant with an average radius about nine times that of Earth.1112 Although it has only one-eighth the average density of Earth, with its larger volume Saturn is just over 95 times more massive.131415 Saturn is named after the Roman god of agriculture; its astronomical symbol (♄) represents the god's sickle.

Planet Saturn is a methane gas planet with rings. Also it has 62 moons.
Jupiter: hey, Saturn want some methane gas?
Saturn: of course why?
Jupiter: Because we are gas giants, get it?

by Rian2000 March 5, 2017


Planetalism

Nationalism on a planetary scale. Planetalism teaches you to take pride in things you have never done, while hating aliens you've never met. Not to be confused with Planetism, which is simply favoritism of your own planet, without regard to alien species.

Don't assume all Earthlings are good and all Mars folk are bad, that's Planetalism.

by Digitalwolff June 27, 2022


PLANET GOOBER

A group of professional young men who make very beautiful music for others. They are also very handsome.

"Aye you listen to that new PLANET GOOBER song?"
"Yuhhhhhh, it was fireeee"
"SLAT"

by rxmen September 16, 2019


Planet of the apes

When a girl eats your ass in front of your homies to establish her dominance over there.

Bro that chick planet of the apesd me at the party last night

by ImTriscuit August 7, 2018


The Planet Earth Test

When you want to see if a cover of Fireflies is good, so you skip to the part where they sing "I like to make my self believe, that planet Earth turns slowly".

Guy 1: What're you doing?

Guy 2: I'm looking for a cover of Fireflies to listen to, but they all suck.

Guy 1: Well just do The Planet Earth Test to get faster results.

by OctopusProbably October 24, 2022


BigLittleGeneration Planet

"BigLittleGeneration Planet" is the god and ruler of all RNG games and destroyer of fags.

"BigLittleGeneration Planet is the OG."

by GenerationR June 16, 2017


Darkest thing on the planet

A man called Hamish (aka fatneek) . He thinks he's lightskin but he suffers from an incurable disease called delusion

What is the darkest thing on the planet?

I've heard it's a Hamish T

by Bhadbhabie10101 June 8, 2023