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The act of watching romantic movies to get over a loved one or the pain of being alone.
"Damm im having a shitty week because of Her, well, little Poison for the pain and ill be ok"
The best god damn garage band of all times
"MY POISONED ROMANCE IS MY FAVERITE BAND!!!" says Kimmy
A kiss from a toxic person yet they still draw you in with their charm.
A terrible kiss
Person 1: Man I shouldn't have kissed him it was a poison kiss
Person 2: Oof that sucks.
Person 3: I know I shouldn't but they have such a dreamy poison kiss.
Mako Poisoning is a phenomenon when people (usually white) visit or move to South East Asia and they become so enamored with the country and fail to see the negatives. It also includes deflecting or denying any type of criticism of said and saying "this could happen anywhere" or "if it was in America they would just get shot instead."
My friend has some serious Mako Poisoning he said Vietnam he still loves Vietnam after they got denied from a hospital after an accident.
I don't have Mako poisoning Vietnam really does have better infrastructure than America.
I realized my coworkers have Mako poisoning when they told me Vietnam has better hygiene than America.
Do I have Mako Poisoning if I think laws in Thailand protect children more than they do in America.
The girl accidentally but the front of her pen when the pen weigh ink was out and 10 minutes later her stomach and throat were having a weird burning... then she started slowly going more ditsy(like bumping into someone) or saying crazy things she was self diagnosed with ink poisoning but her friends and mom said she didn’t have it and they were wrong
Ps. Her friend counted her
D= dead if Uk Uk
the disease commonly associated with contact with mushrooms. there have only been one case. death is imminent.
there is a single possible cure. kiss the feet of a baby-on-a-leash and throw feces at a siberian monkey. then apologize to melissa =
*throws mushroom at melissa* ~jonathan
"haye, you're gonna get fungal poisoning because you touched that shroom!" ~melissa
"well you are too then!" ~jonathan
"nuh-uh, i'm immune cuz i'm tough" ~melissa
A saying used to describe the type of woman a man would screw.
That guy would fuck a blood poisoned corpse if he could get away with it.