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A demon witch has taken shape as a app spreading a copy of itself to every phone that downloads it
Yo pokemon go broke my phone battery
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When a Girl mutters her own name during sex.
"Hey, so I heard you finally hooked up with Ashley last night? How was it?"
"Man, She is so hot, but she went Full Pokemon last night out of nowhere."
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To watch Pokémon on Netflix and fuck while watching it
Sometimes when i'm lonely, I like to invite girls to pokemon and chill with me!
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When a person ejalculates while playing the game "Pokemon go." This usually occurs near spawn points of legendary/rare Pokemon. The same can occur if one is instantly banned due to excess modding.
Kevin is that Mewtew??
Ughhh I just Pokemon Goo'd!
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A slang term for a woman's vagina. Usually a shaven one, as it's seemingly more child-like when shaven, as such. Usually a term used between men who are discussing 'capturing a pokemon', by taking a photograph, to show the friend later, although can be used between a hetersexual couple when a man is asking the woman when he will be able to 'catch her pokemon' again.
Buddy #1: 'Heard you tagged that blond-ho that was sittin' at the end of the bar last night, dude'
Buddy #2: 'Yap, tasty pie on that one, a hairless-hole.'
Buddy #1: 'You capture that pokemon for me, bro?'
Buddy #2: 'Sure did, total dolphin-blonde, my brother, wanna' gander?'
Buddy #1: 'Does shit come out brown? Hells yeah!'
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Possibly the crappiest pokemon game ever. All you do is go around pretending to be some wannabe gangsta and fight some old man with a pikachu.
The only reason I bought Pokemon Colosseum was for that Jirachi event which I never got.
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The act of a man wrapping his flaccid penis around his testicles and scrotum, therefore assuming the appearance of a Pokemon fossil.
Last night, Jeff got drunk and showed me his Pokemon fossil.
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