A demon witch has taken shape as a app spreading a copy of itself to every phone that downloads it
Yo pokemon go broke my phone battery
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The original Pokemon game, created for the Nintendo Game Boy. It was released with Pokemon Blue, which is basically the same game.
"I got Pokemon Red on my Game Boy emulator!"
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To watch PokΓ©mon on Netflix and fuck while watching it
Sometimes when i'm lonely, I like to invite girls to pokemon and chill with me!
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When a person ejalculates while playing the game "Pokemon go." This usually occurs near spawn points of legendary/rare Pokemon. The same can occur if one is instantly banned due to excess modding.
Kevin is that Mewtew??
Ughhh I just Pokemon Goo'd!
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A slang term for a woman's vagina. Usually a shaven one, as it's seemingly more child-like when shaven, as such. Usually a term used between men who are discussing 'capturing a pokemon', by taking a photograph, to show the friend later, although can be used between a hetersexual couple when a man is asking the woman when he will be able to 'catch her pokemon' again.
Buddy #1: 'Heard you tagged that blond-ho that was sittin' at the end of the bar last night, dude'
Buddy #2: 'Yap, tasty pie on that one, a hairless-hole.'
Buddy #1: 'You capture that pokemon for me, bro?'
Buddy #2: 'Sure did, total dolphin-blonde, my brother, wanna' gander?'
Buddy #1: 'Does shit come out brown? Hells yeah!'
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Possibly the crappiest pokemon game ever. All you do is go around pretending to be some wannabe gangsta and fight some old man with a pikachu.
The only reason I bought Pokemon Colosseum was for that Jirachi event which I never got.
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The act of a man wrapping his flaccid penis around his testicles and scrotum, therefore assuming the appearance of a Pokemon fossil.
Last night, Jeff got drunk and showed me his Pokemon fossil.
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