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When someone begs you to stop cumming in their popcorn
guy 1:hey dude stop cumming in my popcorn :<
guy 2:no :)
The bitter, acerbic, caustic, mordacious, and just plain gross aroma that lingers in the enclosed airspace surrounding a poorly abused and neglected microwave—particularly repulsive in a shared office environment. An olfactory scarring, not soon to be forgotten, which will singe into the memory of all co-workers the dangers of an unsupervised bag both to kitchen appliances and to the productivity of an otherwise fully functioning office staff.
Alisa got distracted by a phenomenally interesting cubicle conversation and neglected her microwave snack. The office quickly filled with the dreaded burnt popcorn smell and she felt really bad about it, but we all had a jolly laugh, lit some candles, and decided to love her anyway.
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The ultimate lousy excuse/argument, intended to be completely random and unrelated.
"Dude why did you do that?"
"Cause popcorns don't have antennas."
"Justin Bieber isn't gay!"
"Popcorns don't have antennas, therefore your argument is invalid."
The act of overreacting to something insignificant in an extremely over dramatic fashion.
The way Mike responded, I thought we would discover dead puppies, but it was only popcorn behind the couch.
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An infamous mafiosi kingpin operating in the Monterey Peninsula of California, who is actually, unbeknownst to law enforcement, a domestic white female rabbit with smoky grey ears and who is one of the wealthiest and most intelligent crime bosses, who has also continued to evade capture due to her stealthy and highly imaginative ability to lie low while living la dolce vita.
Popcorn ‘Poppy Flowers’ Matucci is the second bun-wife of the also infamous widowed crime boss, Maxie Bonanno; they’re combined net worth dwarfs that of all other known criminal networks, human and lagomorph, in the world.
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a man or woman who goes to see a movie purely to pleasure themselves
dude, that guy is a one handed popcorn eater i just got jizz on my neck
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An expression of being surprised
When I heard your sister was pregnant, I almost dropped my popcorn.