Falcon Punch

(Fal-cone Pawnch)

Verb: Shouting "Falcon Punch!" when you punch some one.

Noun: A massively powerful and destructive punch made famous by Captain Falcon, the main character from the F-zero game and anime series; characterized by a giant flaming falcon surrounding Captain Falcon's fist when he uses it. The falcon punch is so powerful that if 2 falcon punches collided, the universe would divide by 0 and implode upon itself.

"Haha, you just got Falcon Punch-ed!!!"

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Pussy Punch

(noun) - The deep sleep a man falls into after intercourse, particularly when tapping some prime trim.

I slept for twelve hours last night; Betsy's pussy punch knocked my ass out.

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donky punch

This is when you are having doggy style sex and just as you're about to blow your load you punch your mounted women in the back of the head causing vaginal constriction and maximum orgasmic pleasure. But be ware that you may knock her unconscious if you strike her too hard.

I was hosing my girlfriend last night when I gave her a donky punch in the back of the head. I K.O.ed her but man was it worth it!

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Cunt Punch

The name of the act of dropping on the knees and uppercutting the vagina. It bends the clitoris while also traumatizing the tender area near the labia.

"Marlene slapped me, so I dropped on my knees and cunt punched that pendeja."

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Unicorn Punch

Verb:

It's a blind surprise attack that desecrates the victim in a way he or she never knew was possible.

Accomplished by simultaneously lowering the head and extending the arm (fist clenched) in front. This gives the impression of a unicorn with your devastating fist as a horn.

-Dude that kid was harassing me yesterday...

-Bro give him a unicorn punch, he'll buzz off!

punch attack devastating unicorn

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Cock-punch

closed-fist blow to the penis

These folks deserve a big cock-punch.

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punch a baby

a phrase to say when your mad at something or someone regardless of the circumstances you are in.

Georgie: hey cassi! you're lookin' kinda fat today..

Cassi: Ugh gosh georgie! you make me want to punch a baby!

or

I can't believe they are making us run 5 miles today! ugh i'm so mad i could punch a baby!

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