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1.Adult who does spoils young people in exchange for sexual gratification. (Most oFten 30+ year old males into Underaged, smooth skinned, and slender Gay Boys.)
2. Goofy Sugar Daddy
3. Person who craves and pursues pubescent tail.
4. Fuzz fetcher
5. Cradle robber
upon arrival to a party. "Wheres your inseparable pal Johnny without you tonight?" The host asks.
"Oh, he ditched me to make some scratch doing a trick for some skin puppet, but I'll drink his share." Guest replies.
3š 13š
A fake account run either part of a network of sock puppet accounts or just by itself run by one person
Jim was in his mom's basement making his 20 sock puppet accounts like his one post so he appears he has friends.
A small band consisted of Miles Kane and Alex Turner. Most of their songs are about their sexual tendencies for each other, but that's alright. You can tell.
Reporter: Alexa, now why did you break up with Alex Turner, that fine ass sonofabitch?
Alexa: Because of The Last Shadow Puppets
98š 6š
To anally fisting a relative so hard they lose all motor function
Kletus: Hey Paul, what'cha doing right know?
Paul: Nothin' just giving sis the good ol' Alabama Glove Puppet
An amazing band that consists of Alex Turner, Miles Kane, James Ford and Zach Dawes. Mostly based on Alex and Miles and their hilarious relationship. They are an indie/ alternative band and the sexiest motherfuckers alive. They are also usually high or drunk even on stage.
Me: have you listened to The last shadow puppets last song
My mate: Yeah it was sick but a bit weird
Me: well they are a bit weird so that makes sense
When you stretch your urethra and put a finger down your pee hole to the point where you are rubbing the mans penis that is currently having anal sex with you.
I gave my boyfriend a Delaware finger puppet while he was pounding my asshole yesterday.
Having oneās right hand in one personās ass and the left hand in another personās ass and hitting the right nerves to force them into a humorous conversation preferably to entertain others. A young Marquis de Sade used to practice this at dinner parties in Paris much to the delight of his sexually deviant party guests. It is speculated that this is where the term ātalking out of oneās assā was derived from.
A large balding man is slouched over with his pants down to his knees and next to him is a young maiden of twenty-one years of age who is on her hands and knees with the bottom of her dress pulled up to her waist. The one and only Marquis de Sade is positioned behind the two, a hand buried in each ass.
Jacques, the butler: Ladies and gentlemen, the Human Puppet Show!
(Thunderous applause)
Maiden: Ohh, ahhhhh, Knock, Knock!
Balding man: Hmmph! Uhhn. Whoā¦the ā¦Fuuuckā¦ahhhā¦is there!?
Maiden: Eeeh! Ohh! ANITA!!!
Balding man: Ohhyeeooww! Anita fucking who!!??
Maiden: Uhhhmpā¦Ohhh! Anita fucking dick in me!
Laughter abounds from the crowd!