An action performed by springtrap in Five Nights At Fuckboys 3.
S.Trap(In British accent) : Read the paper motherfucker
One of several innocent-sounding responses which can be used by regular porn viewers when their parents/spouse(s) ask them what they're doing on the computer.
Mom: What're you doing?
Juan: Reading my email.
Mom: Oh cool. Can I read mine too?
Dad: Uh no honey, come back later...this is an important email. We'll be done in about an hour.
Internet phrase that originated from rapper Jaydayoungan's sister's Tweet over the inauthenticity of news reporting her brother's death.
AINT NOBODY FUCKING DEAD STOP DICK EATING AND GO READ BOOK
A crazy bitch who will stand by you regardless of what day your having. She can make you laugh anytime and is the best person to slap. She is usually tall and skinny and knows she's slightly retarded but doesn't give two shits.
Emily Barnes read, shut the fuck up.
When you don’t want to read something
This is really long I am not reading this
nightmare forcing his brother to learn to read. on a youtube live. infront of 78 people and his mother.
"READING BOOKS WITH DREAM!"
"Brother i cant uh. I cant fucking read."
"DREAM WE ARE 507! Just..- Try."
"Okay-.."
"ABDSHFBDDFHSBGHRBEFVHFBDRVFRBGRJHBVREIUBGWTIBGTRWUBGTRGBTRWBGBRTEJHBGTRGBAAAAAAAAAAHEHFRE"
"Was that good??"
"Uh..- Yeahahahaaa- Sureee...-"
In Persian, It means "دوتا کتاب بخون". It's A phrase commonly used by Persian people. People who try to persuade others to do the right thing.
Instead of using smartphones, read two books