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A weak, fake, snide "retraction" of all or part of a statement made by conservative after his feet are held to the fire.
Republican apology-
Republican: "She is a stupid, fat, lazy, slut who has no integrity!"
Attorney: "Mr. Limpball, my client is prepared to take legal action in regard to that statement."
Republican: "My remarks certainly weren't meant to be insulting; she must have misunderstood me <wink, smirk, nod>."
Audience member: "Damned, if that wasn't a real republican apology!"
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n. & a. 1. n. A conservative christian who believes there is one way, the right way; believes that certain behaviors or choices are unsound; sees no contradiction in their choices as they are founded in scripture. 2. a. A negative term used to describe someone who sees everything in black and white and doesn't mind pushing their agenda on anyone who opposes their paradigm.
He's such a Jesus Republican, he's always going on about how evil abortion is, but he supports the war on Iraq and thinks the death penalty is a good thing. I thought the taking of life was immoral?
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Going to the gym under the pretense of working out, but instead sitting in the steam room for the whole time pretending not to look at other naked guys' butts
I am feeling a chest cold coming on, think I'll stop at the Y on my way home from work today and have a republican workout.
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a hypocritical person who hates the government, yet relies on government programs like Social Security, Medicare, Medicaid, Unemployment, Food Stamps and Welfare. Often seen at Tea Party rallies before stopping by Wal-Mart to cash in their food stamps. They usually just resent other people's benefits.
Jim Bob is a real Welfare Republican. After leaving the anti Obama Tea Party Rally, he drove his pickup to the Wal-Mart to pick up his Medicaid prescription and get some pork rinds and chili with food stamps.
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A Republican who has ran out of ammunition.
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an elite orgy of self-interested taxation and public spending; one party to which you are categorically not invited; the world's most reliable source of misinformation; America's Bridge to Nowhere and expressway to ruin
Ever since I had my lobotomy, I've been going to elections and voting for the Republican Party.
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A young person, generally between the ages of 18 and 21 who is attending post-secondary education and holds the viewpoints consistant with the Republican political party.
A creature rarely seen outside the American South and Midwest.
College student 1: "I believe that abortion is wrong but capital punishment is right!"
College student 2: "Oh, I guess that makes you a college Republican."
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