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Nicole was visited by a rhino last night, she woke up sick.
Big monster dildo, that typically your grandma uses.
Hey, grandmas over there with that huge rhino rocket again!
When your getting head, and you cum while being deep throated, and she doesn't expect it and your cum squirts out her nostril.
I gave you old step mom a Rhino Geyser last night. Here's the video to prove it.
A lubrication rhino is a large, pointed, metal device that leaks lube. It has many sharp points, and is meant to go up a males arse. The product was discontinued in 1937 as reports came in of it causing anal lesions.
I got my hands on one of those old ass lubrication rhinos yesterday, and you were right! It does cause anal lesions.
Rhino jesus is a rhino, he likes to get fucked up on Smirnoff and doesn't make the right decision, that's why people get hit by airplanes 9 times out of 10. Oh and he also protects the board game Jumanji.
Rhino jesus definition:
"This must be the work of rhino jesus!"
The Rhino party is a Canadian political party that deserves all the votes. They have all the great ideas; Counting the 1000 islands, bringing Canada off the gold standard and on to the snow standard, painting Canada's coastal sea limits in watercolour so that Canadian fish would know where they were at all times, Changing Canada's currency to bubble gum, so it could be inflated or deflated at will, Knocking down the Rocky Mountains and building giant bicycle paths sloping downhill in both directions, so Canadians could coast from coast to coast, and to increase the safety of Canadian children, the name of newborns must be at least 12 letters, including a capital letter, a number and a special character.
Did you vote for the rhino party?
All you gotta do is strap a dildo to your head and peg each other in a mud puddle.
We told you before, we're not doing any gay bear porn!
Yeah, no shit. We wrapped that last week. We're on to rhino porn now.