1. The best show in the world.
2. it is perfect for ages 6 and up.
3. A movie that teaches you to not only dream but to grasp your desires.
4. Best seen in a theater with a shadowcast at midnight.
5. Makes any straight man question their sexuality
6. A cult classic film from 1975
7. It's just a jump to the left
And then a step to the right
With your hands on your hips
You bring your knees in tight
But it's the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane,
Let's do the Time Warp again!
Hey, lets go to The Rocky Horror Picture Show, it is fun and we can do the Time Warp.
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When you have anal sex with a girl then make her ride a bike after.
Jason: How was your booze cruise with Joyce?
Matt: We pulled over to a hidden spot and I got her in the ass then we rode back home.
Jason: Ahh, Rocky Mountain Bike Ride.
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Keystone Light or Coors Light beer.
I went to a FIJI party last night but all they had was rocky mountain goat piss, I was so pissed, at least give me some Bud!
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This is an act to only be attempted by people who are very sexually adventrous, flexiable, with good insurance, and a tolerance for concusions. To be considered a complete Redbank West of the Rockies Tour one and one's partner/s must complete a/an Alaskan Pipeline, Washington Candy Apple, Oregon Log Jam, California Carrot, Arizona Chilidog, Hawaiian Muscle Fuck, Idaho Slider, Utah Jaw Dropper, and Nevada Deposit Box within 12 hours.
Carolyn did not have enough money to see the sites west of the Rocky Moutains so she asked Ron and Josh to give her a Redbank West of the Rockies Tour. They were only happy to oblige her since they were some seriously messed up fuckers.
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To deposit feces or semen on a woman's tits, then clean it off with a stream of piss
"I gave the whore a Cleveland Steamer, then finished her off with a Rocky Mountain Steam Clean. She only charged me fifty bucks."
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The infamous nickname given to an arrogant homosexual male named Rocky who spent his free time hoping to be the center of a bukake ritual.
After Ryan slapped Eric on the butt, Eric exclaimed, "If you keep that gay shit up, you're gonna be gayer than Cocky Rocky the Bukake Jockey!"
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Noun.
The brand of beer known as Coors Light.
"No way I'm drinking that Rocky Mountain goat piss; pour me a Guinness."
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