If you didn't Cum, it didn't count. Therefore participating in sexual activity when in a relationship without cumming is not cheating.
John: "Man, she sucked me up last night"
Tim: "So you cheated on your girlfriend?"
John: "Naw, the Joseph Rule was in effect."
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Rule 34 is an internet rule that states; if it exists theres p0rn of it, and if there isn't, there will be.
Someone: Yo have you seen Jaiden Animation rule 34 yet?
Someone else: No because I respect human beings
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"Do unto others, then run like hell."
Live your life by the golden rule (as long as you're not caught by the police)
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If you know the rules off the top of your head, you are encouraged to kill yourself.
The exact orgin of the rules is in dispute, some say the chans, some say giai online, sill others something awful. what is agreed upon is that the rules are followed, almost cult like, across the communitys. rules like rule one and rule 14 are heavily enforced. the rules, are of course, modified to adap to the specific community they exist on. example, if one were to find this on a chan, the statment would be similar to "Anon, go and rule 59 yourself; or an hero, which is the pesudo way of asking somone to kill themself
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No female apears to be unnatractive while performing felatio upon you.
John- "Dude that chick's ugly"
Tony- "Dude, rule 4: no girl looks bad with your dick in her mouth"
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An insane creation that the Yuppies of MTV bestowed apon mankind in order for them to relive their childhoods or masturbate to the stupid co-eds they choose to participate in their disturbing planned "reality show" in which these co-eds travel across the world doing pointless missions to win a bunch of pointless crap that is given to them for the sole purpose of corporate advertisement.
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Used in lifting weights originated from reddit.com:
You cannot criticize anyone's form unless you lift 90%+ of theirs.
The 90%+ extends to Wilks score to help normalize.
Good job - you can barely deadlift 200 and you are talking shit about someone who pulls 600. Rule 19.
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