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Shrek is god everyone knows that, that's why he has an empire
Friend:Broo,you remember when we visited Shrek empire?
Me:Bro,you high right now?
Friend:yes.
Most commonly called a lightsaber, but its a shrek saber.
it will probe your buttocks and you will feel like its never ogre, you will pray to shrek
shrek is love shrek is life.
many Female people like to use the Shrek saber to feel pleasure and happines.
I used a shrek saber to feel pleasure, now i dont want it to be ogre
Shrek: "Once upon a time, there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort, which could only be broken by love's first kiss. She was locked away in a castle, guarded by a terrible fire-breathing dragon. Many brave knights had attempted to free her from the dreadful prison, but none prevailed. She waited in the dragon's keep, in the highest room of the tallest tower, for her true love and true love's first kiss." Laughing Like that's ever gonna happen.
yo did you copy the shrek script
uh yeah i did
Shrek Wax: When you cum in a girls ear and let it dry over night.
"During breakfast my roomate said she couldn't hear in one ear. So I asked her if her man gave her a Shrek wax."
Shrek length: the length of time equivalent to one shrek movie length
Person one:When are you coming over?
Person two:I’ll be there in about 2 shrek lengths
A beast with an extremely large penis, developed by Jews, alongside Adolf Drippler.
God damn that man must be a Shrek Offender, look at his massive penis!
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