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An alternate version of the bitchslap or pimpslap in which an individual is slapped for inappropriately touching another individual's property and/or territory. Originates from the famous "Dorito Slap" commerical.
A: "Hey, check out Mark's new iPad!" *picks up iPad*
B: "You better put that down, you 'bout to get a dorito slap!"
The act of getting so drunk one must finish off a fifth of liqueur in one day and still be conscious enough to slap the bottle.
Trey wanted to get sauced so he said, "let's slap a fifth."
Trey was so cheesed he must've slapped a fifth.
Hey, let's slap a fifth.
(verb) When a man, who has a man inside him, who has a man inside HIM turkey slaps another human being, male or female, in the face with his penis, erect or flaccid, it makes no difference, there's little room for discrimination when performing a turducken slap.
Holy shit. I was passed out on the couch and I was turducken slapped. What a way to wake up!
To slam vaginas together to create the same outcome one would expect from jumping in a rain puddle.
Friend 1: Julie told me Becky has phenomenal beef curtains
Friend 2: How the fuck do you know that?
Friend 1: Because Julie had a scissor slapping marathon with her last night
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to be slapped in the face with a flaccid penis
"Yo, Bill Cosby totally Taffy Slapped that midget in the face."
It refers to the noise of a silicon squishy which sounds like skin slapping on skin. It refers to having rough sex.
Person 1: hey, wanna squishy slap later?
Person 2: omg- but what about in the airplane seats?
Person 1: we can do both ;)
to leave, to exit a situation. can also be reversed and used as "slap on bust". or shortened to just slap, or bust.
are you ready to bust on slap from here?