slap the board

Slap the board is the ultimate test of strength and power. The winner of this game gets to live and return home to their family while the loser is locked in Misses basement and forced to do Spanish tests for all eternity.

A mad lad was forced to play slap the board and lost.

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Marshall Slap

In the tv show "How I Met Your Mother" Barny lost a bet to Marshall, which resulted in Marshall getting to slap barny. Marshall's slaps are delivered with such force, that it has earnt itself a new ranking on the "How hard" scale.

Hey Tristan", "What?", "Marshall Slap!", "Oh Fuck"

Taffy Slapped

to be slapped in the face with a flaccid penis

"Yo, Bill Cosby totally Taffy Slapped that midget in the face."

Scissor Slapping

To slam vaginas together to create the same outcome one would expect from jumping in a rain puddle.

Friend 1: Julie told me Becky has phenomenal beef curtains
Friend 2: How the fuck do you know that?
Friend 1: Because Julie had a scissor slapping marathon with her last night

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dorito slap

An alternate version of the bitchslap or pimpslap in which an individual is slapped for inappropriately touching another individual's property and/or territory. Originates from the famous "Dorito Slap" commerical.

A: "Hey, check out Mark's new iPad!" *picks up iPad*
B: "You better put that down, you 'bout to get a dorito slap!"

slap on titan

a parody of the show attack on titan except all the characters are genz and have genz behaviour

slap on titan:
Eren:"Captain Levi!"
Levi:"Omg WHAT"
Eren:"We're-we're in a forest!"
Levi: No shit sherlock

clap slap

When an individual slaps another individual with an STD infected hand, usually the palm, and usually across the face.

Shit... If that kitchen bitch keeps flappin’ her gums, Imma clap slap dat hoe.

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