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The Act of whiping your hand around your sweaty genital area and slaping someone in a sliding motion.
Brandon Gave a Greasy Sanchez to Ryan.
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Whilst banging a menstruating girl from behind, you knee her in the ass and stick your finger up her cunt and rub your finger on her upper lip, while yelling "you fucktard dirty mashed potato pussy fucker".
Both virgins on their wedding night, Ted and Jameka were consumating the marriage when Ted suddenly pulled a bloody sanchez.
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When a guy has anal sex with a girl then she gives him head and a shit mustache is left on her upper lip.
Yo, Dan gave Hannah a dirty sanchez last nite and now she has a rash on her lip!
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When a girl with a hairy patch above her vagina sits on your face, thus causing said patch to appear as a mustache on your face.
When my girl gives me a hairy sanchez, I look like I have Ron Jeremy 'stache.
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While having a cuddle with your girl and shes on a four day bleeder, she runs a digit through her bloody slit and smacks you on the upper lip. This leaves a red moustache, thus the "Crimson Sanchez".
Her: Hey Love, wanna cuddle?
Him: Sure thing.
Him: What the fuck?! Smells like fish n' chips...
Her: Congratulations! You've had a Crimson Sanchez!
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The most beautiful man to exist and is very smart and has good taste in music. He also is very good at games. He rocks the unibrow better then Anthony Davis. He is a G.O.A.T
Girl: Is that Christian Sanchez over there
Girl 2: I think ima faint
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The Manual Sanchez is a prank created with the computer geek in mind. It consists of coming up behind someone concentrating on the screen, scratching your own butt crack and wiping it on his/her upper lip hence creating a stink mustache that he will have to carry around for a while. Usually reserved for the closest friends or the worst enemies.
I just wiped my shitty finger under Ramy's nose...we'll call this one the Manual Sanchez!
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