School

A place of horror and regret. As once Winnie said in Hocus Pocus "A prison for children" and she is not wrong. School is a place where you go every morning crying and waking up super late.

I hate this house it's just like school!

School

Verb
- To put a ton of effort in to something, and then give up right before the payoff.

Oh man, you totally school'd that last season...

School

A place that you are stuck in for 7-8 hours a day for 4-5 days a week. This place is packed with bullies, nerds, popular people, emos/goths, and the in-betweens. Your closet is limited thanks to the dress code that only truly applies to those that aren't popular. Some schools have little to no air conditioning, so students have to suffer in the beginning and the end of the year.

Kid: "But mom...I don't want to go to school today..."

Mom: "I don't care. You aren't sick and you don't have any appointments today. You are going to school. I don't want to you have to go to summer school, either."

school

School is supposed to be a place of learning but it's really a place to harbor assholes and dumb hoes.

It's sucks that you have to be in school until your 18.

School

Basically Hell (or Prison) for kids, but you have to do Work instead of dying

Mom: "Time to go to school!"
Child: "Woohoo, my 30th day at prison!"
Mom: "That is correct!"

"Ready to shoot up this school?"

School

Where hell is offically named

student: Are you going to school?
me: yeah, *sign. I want to die
student: go to hell!
me: We are already in hell

School

The place parents drop of their 'swaggy teenagers' to get rid of them for a much desired 6 hours a day. Everyone needs a break sometimes.

Little do they know however, that school is a waste of time that becomes tedious after elementary school. I mean, who the fuck gives a shit about Pythagoras?

A place that fails to properly prepare your children for the outside world.

Interviewer: Mr. Peterson, what would you say your most valuable skills are?

Peterson: Ugh... I can find the hypotenuse of a triangle... Hey! Dude! Can you tell me how to buy a house? I can't remember studying that at school...!