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When the female can feel the moisture coming to their vagina.
“I saw Matt Damon and got a semi lady boner.”
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A guy friend who is more than a friend but not to the point of a best guy friend
I have a semi best guy friend
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A very large african american women with big nipples that, if provoked, will immediately result in rockets flying out of the nipples. (in semi-automatic form)
Coach: ROCHELLE! WATCH OUT FOR THAT ZOMBIE!!11!!1!
Rochelle: OH LAWDS MAH SEMI-AUTOMATIC AFRICAN NIPPLE ROCKETS BE FIREN!!!!!1
Ellis: OOOOO SHI-
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Not quite a professional football player. Semi pro football teams are made up of these fatties that used to play in high school, but have since let themselves go. On the field, they enjoy slamming their waists into one another with the secondary goal of moving a football shaped ball around. Off the field, they enjoy wearing extremely tight wife beaters that have the American Gladiators logo on them while wearing tiny shorts. They have to eat every thirty minutes, or they might lose weight, so they buy processed canned meats that smell terrible and snack away even at work.
When something funny is heard, the semi pro football player incorrectly repeats what he heard while laughing.
Semi pro football players enjoy company while using the bathroom, so if they spot someone of the same sex taking off his watch to go take a dump, the SPFP is almost sure to follow so that he can enjoy the flatulence of the co-dumper.
SPFPs also enjoy flinging crap around the bathroom stall, drawing a picture of it, and then telling everyone that "someone missed the seat in the bathroom." It is really the S.P.F.P. that did it, though, because it is hard to tell where the anus is when the buttocks has such a large surface area.
Ian: Is someone dragging a beached whale up the stairs?
X: AhhEEEE!! Thata sum loud thunderus nose in da stairwell
Josh: *opens stairwell door* Oh hey, guys! Sorry, I'm late. I had to "work out" because I'm a semi-pro football player.
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any soviet or russian military firearm that infects this world-
much hated by Americans.
the semi shaped 2x4 comes from the stock while the commie steel comes from the barreled action.
the communist picked up his semi-shaped 2x4 and commie steel and died when it blew up in his face
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The extreme & bizarre sexual act, where your girlfriend takes a good mouthful, and implodes, spraying semen-like dandruff everywhere. She then pulls on her nipples, and ties a noose and your neck with them, virtually hanging you. She them pulls her legs around your neck, reviving you. She then wrenches her thighs back, exploding pubic hair up your nostril. She then leans back and ends the whole thing off by making a limmerick about Amanda Vanstone and a giant lemon. If you haven't reached some form of orgasm by now, you're impotent.
"Jesus-pleesus!"
"Yeah, that's what they all say."
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Australian tradesman slang for "I can't believe it"
Hit me with a semi and call me Kevin, that's a good lookin' rig.
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