shag shit

to fuck a woman up the arse and have a piece of sweetcorn lodged in your foreskin!

omg dont u wash?, ive got shag shit on the end of my bell!

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Shag Ass

the act of shaging someone's ass

If you shag ass her, then shed be waddling for days.

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shag-wagon

An adult game in a vehicle, when a person sees a volts wagon bus (operational or non operational) calls shag-wagon and points it out, that person gets any sexual favor he or she desires at anytime within a one month period. A person can claim as many as possible and use them on the person called with! after one month of shag-wagon being called it is canceled out, each calling is one point (sexual favor) Also a shag-wagon point can be canceled out by another persons shag-wagon point.

a variation to the slug-bug and love-bug game!

Shag-wagon
person # 1.
I see a shag wagon, you owe me sex how ever i tell you to do it tonight!
person # 2.
Ha ha i see a shag wagon, I don't owe you shit, unless you wanna let me put it in your butt!
person # 1. hell no you can't put it in my butt, damn i guess i lost out on a shag wagon!
person # 2. ya well i see another shag wagon right there!

and i say oh yes i am!

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Shag Carpet

When the floor of a room is covered by a multitude of persons all simultaneously fucking.

The New Year's party at Billy's had a large shag carpet in one of the rooms.

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Captain Shag

1. A muff-diver

2. A fictitious super-hero character developed by my buddy, the B, for a holloween costume in 2006. The Captain Shag is most recognizable by a Love-Boat-inspired Captain's hat, a blue shag-carpeting cape laced in pink frillie-shit, a Burt-Reynolds-style shirt, and black pants with that same pink frillie-shit as leg warmers.

Captain Shag stood out from the crowd as a beacon of character was cast out from a sea of hollow wieners.

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Ass-shag

A slang word that is used to describe the act of penetrating the anal cavity with a male penis or other penetrative (usually sexual) devices e.g. buttplugs and dildos.

That young man so loves to ass-shag that he ejaculates instantaneously in his underpants whenever he sees his girlfriend bending over!

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shag-duster

Means to go around have sex with loads of women

I am going out round town tonight because I am the shag-duster

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