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Shanked a turd

When you use the restroom and leave a skid Mark on the bowl.

Hey bro, was that you who left a skid mark? Yes sorry bro I shanked a turd and missed the drop zone.

by Captain cupcake August 27, 2020


e-shanked

getting beat badly over the internet. The level above pwned, most of the time an insult.

e-shanked>pwned>owned

"yo man you just got e-shanked in halo!" or
"you know I e-shanked your mom last night"

by karl g December 21, 2007


gangsta shank

the art of a man "accidentally" sticking it in a girl's butt

I was hitting it from the back and gangsta shanked that hoe!

by gangsstashanker September 29, 2010


Farmyard Shanking

The act of aggressively piercing the yolk of an egg with a fork, before whisking during the preparation of scrambled eggs.

"Dude, I could hear you farmyard shanking the shit out of those eggs this morning from the other room"

by APersuasiveTurnip February 24, 2016


pot-shank

the act of shanking someone with a pot. dont know where me and my friends came up with this word.

If you fuck with me bitch, i'll pot-shank you! and then gipin you(look up gipin too).

by ken July 07, 2004


Doodie Shank

(n.) A weapon created when an inmate models up a block of feces either from one sitting, or over many days and eventually carved into a stabbing weapon.

Once used the doodie shank will break off inside of the victim and generate a massive infection from the bacteria in the feces usually resulting in death.

Jerome died from a doodie shank infection while he was in the joint

by Death-Row Lifer August 17, 2010


Titty Shank

When you shank another persons titty

I' ll titty shank the fuck outta you bitch.

by TheTittyShanker September 26, 2017