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sheep paralysis

When suddenly you freeze and all sheep within 50 miles of you slowly make their way to your current location to fucking default dance on you with their hooves. Usually occurs when around bodies of salt water.

Or maybe you meant to go to sleep paralysis and ended up here because it looked funny.

Dude, where did all the sheep come from?
Must have had sheep paralysis.

by SLAAAAAAYER April 24, 2023


bleeding the sheep

Having heavy flow to your maxi pad

I wanted to go swimming in the pool but I was bleeding the sheep

by SlowAndLow November 15, 2014


Sheep calling

When you call your sheep. Sheep callers usually call themselves Confire.

Confire Today at 2:27 AM
Wait who's sheep calling

by Bobby Saget 123 August 14, 2019


sheep goated

When one becomes overwhelmed with too much information at one particular time about ( upcoming events, special occasions, etc).

Johnboy was sheep goated when he was informed about the upcoming event.

I sheep goated the shit out dat bitch.

by G-oober August 11, 2017


sheep backpack

When you take your sheep on top of your roof and violently engage in coitus

Neighbor: hey what are you doing Tony. Tony: nothing just taking my sheep backpack for a test drive
neighbor: gross

by Richard Beater September 16, 2018


Sheep Show

To take a person to the sheep show is to fool them, to take advantage of their ignorance, to pull the wool over their eyes.

"Dude, you bought a Lexus and the salesman talked you into buying the undercoating?? That guy took you to the sheep show!"

by Face Pepler September 23, 2016


Lasko sheep

Kaden indulges Little boys

He is a lasko sheep near a school

by The person 28372 September 7, 2022