J Shot

Jizz squirted; usually on someone.

I think I'm in love. That chick I went home with last night took a J Shot to the face and stayed in for more!

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G-Shot

A sexy naked picture that somone you know takes of themselves for you, usually in sexy positions and or lingirie. (Local slang in Chicago.)

Hey, mija, I been locked up for 9 months already. Send me some G-Shots.

Hey bro, check out these G-Shots that this fi-fi sent to my phone!

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shot fairy

The magical being that fills shot glasses when nobody is looking.

Oh look, the shot fairy came!

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Dog shot

When a dog deffecates with such force that the poop splats to the ground and thus is impossible to pick up

"watch out dude, there's some dog shot there!"

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God Shot

A shot of God's love. Staying connected with conscious contacts and listening for one's Higher Power.

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a message from God. Also known as a sign.

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

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Jaw Shot

a soft or hard punch to the jaw depending on what you said or did and how stupid it was. punch in the jaw for the disgraceful thing you have done.

Person#1 ="Can i get some chips?" Person#2 ="naw i already finished them" Person#1= "JAW SHOT!!" *punch*

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Squirrel Shot

Like in 'Basic Instinct' when Sharon Stone exposes her 'squirrel' in public and you happen to see it.

I was in yoga last night and the chick in front of me was wearing short shorts and total gave me a squirrel shot during downward dog.

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