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To take credit for something you obviously didn't do.
Dad: Here we are son, the Qumran caves. Aren't they cool.
son: Yep, I shoveled them.
Dad: You shoveled them?
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Guy 1: Hey did you hear about how ISIS took credit for crashing the pokemon go servers?
Guy 2: Oh yeah, obviously ISIS shoveled the servers.
Kim-Jong-il is notorious for many things, including shoveling the hamburger
"When Shit Breaks The Shovel" is said when something happens and there is nothing you can do about it.
"When Shit Breaks The Shovel" is said when something happens and there is nothing you can do about it.
Person 1- Yeah man, we had to break up do to some things we could change.
Person 2- That sucks bro, sometimes the shit breaks the shovel.
1. Someone who shovels poo for a living.
2. Someone who stuffs poo in another person's rectum.
Also known as Shit Shoveller.
Mitch: "James just came back from his excrement orgy"
Sam: "He is such a poo shoveller!"
Replying to someone with, " Shovel in hand", means you can dig it. (I agree, I understand, I like it)
(statement) We have to be at work earlier today because we didn't finish yesterday's load!
(Reply) Shovel in hand, I'll be there.
When someone has a jawline that is very wide, in resemblance with a shovel head
Jason: Yo dude look at my jawline
Jack: Damn thats nice look at mine
Jason: You have a shovel jaw
When someone has a jawline that is very wide, in resemblance with a shovel head
Jason: Yo dude look at my jawline
Jack: Damn thats nice look at mine
Jason: You have a shovel jaw
A Phrase Used in Orlando telling an individual to get lost,to go do something,stop jockin me,kill yourself.
Issac W.-"Hey Edwin was poppin kid?"
Edwin C."Ur Lame kick rox betta yet shovel snow!"
Issac W. "you force it kid"
Edwin"i won this"