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n. The act of urinating on someone for sexual pleasure.
e.g. "Last night, my girlfriend got a little kinky, and gave me a golden shower."
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the act of ejaculating your children on your partner. Your semen holds your sperm and your sperm are your children.You ejaculate on her therefore it is a baby shower.
Jack:i cummed all over Jenny's face.
Joe:so you gave her a baby shower.
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To bath in deoderent or anti-perspirant.
either done in the morning naked or fully clothed when the can is inserted into the clothing and sprayed about a bit.
It was late on a friday and lil jimmy didnt have time to shower, so he banged out the lynx and had a glasgow shower instead. the ladys where none the wiser
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When you jerk off in the shower, and the semen mixes with the water, creating a sticky, white glue otherwise known as shower cement.
Damnit Billy! You could have cleaned up in the shower! My feet are stuck to the tub with all that shower cement you've been making!
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The strenuous task of spraying oneself with Febreze in lieu of taking an actual shower.
"Mmm baby you smell so good."
"Thanks, I just took a frat shower. Lavender."
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Using a detachable massaging shower attachment to wash just your anus after you take a crap rather than taking an entire shower. Basically, the same action a bidet would offer but for those who don't own a bidet.
"I need to take a quick Southern Shower before we head to the bar in case I meet someone who might want to rim my ass later.
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A white glob of semen found floating in a public or possibly private shower. It resembles an oyster.
OMFG I knew I should have wore shower shoes! I got attacked by a shower oyster in the showers today!
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