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Shrek Offender

A beast with an extremely large penis, developed by Jews, alongside Adolf Drippler.

God damn that man must be a Shrek Offender, look at his massive penis!

by Daddy Hydra February 9, 2021

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Shrek length

Shrek length: the length of time equivalent to one shrek movie length

Person one:When are you coming over?
Person two:I’ll be there in about 2 shrek lengths

by DaDragonSlayor September 2, 2018


shrek on the deck

The meme equivalent of elf on the shelf. Shrek is one LIT onion, if you get what we're saying. :L

EXTRA THICC BOI!!!!

You've heard of elf on the shelf...
Naaaaaaaaah, boi, it's all about Shrek on the DECK!!!!

by History is Lit Fam November 28, 2017


What the shrek

Shrek is the best animated character from Disney, and now a parcialy dead meme. Little do the public know that it can be used as an alternative to swearing!

What the Shrek

Shrek my asshole

Your such a shrekhole

Why did you Shrek on my homework Deborah

by Yourgaygrandauntmeridith March 30, 2019


Anti-shrek

A deep dislike or hatred for shrek and everything associated with the green ogre and his 4 films, but a supporter of farquaad and Prince Charming from the films.

Person1 : "man shrek is love shrek is life "
Person2 : "shut up about shrek, he's not that good bro "
Person1 : " omg don't be so Anti-shrek"

by AshleeYJOHNNNO471_twitter July 18, 2016


Shrek's Toenail

a long toenail that belongs to Shrek it is green and yellow and red

Oh wow I found Shrek's toenail in my among us treasure chest fortnite battle pass!!!

by fortniteboi56 March 15, 2022


Shrek’s Swamp

To collect saliva in your mouth, then spit it all in someone’s belly button while they’re lying down.

“I gave my wife a Shrek’s Swamp last night while she was sleeping. It was extra swampy, but now I think she wants a divorce.”

by FukkyWukky March 27, 2021