A beast with an extremely large penis, developed by Jews, alongside Adolf Drippler.
God damn that man must be a Shrek Offender, look at his massive penis!
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Shrek length: the length of time equivalent to one shrek movie length
Person one:When are you coming over?
Person two:I’ll be there in about 2 shrek lengths
The meme equivalent of elf on the shelf. Shrek is one LIT onion, if you get what we're saying. :L
EXTRA THICC BOI!!!!
You've heard of elf on the shelf...
Naaaaaaaaah, boi, it's all about Shrek on the DECK!!!!
Shrek is the best animated character from Disney, and now a parcialy dead meme. Little do the public know that it can be used as an alternative to swearing!
What the Shrek
Shrek my asshole
Your such a shrekhole
Why did you Shrek on my homework Deborah
A deep dislike or hatred for shrek and everything associated with the green ogre and his 4 films, but a supporter of farquaad and Prince Charming from the films.
Person1 : "man shrek is love shrek is life "
Person2 : "shut up about shrek, he's not that good bro "
Person1 : " omg don't be so Anti-shrek"
a long toenail that belongs to Shrek it is green and yellow and red
Oh wow I found Shrek's toenail in my among us treasure chest fortnite battle pass!!!
To collect saliva in your mouth, then spit it all in someone’s belly button while they’re lying down.
“I gave my wife a Shrek’s Swamp last night while she was sleeping. It was extra swampy, but now I think she wants a divorce.”