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A seafood dish made by your grandfather, who has lost interest in cleanliness or proper cooking technique. Usually appearing soggy, half-eaten and covered with cat hair. Commonly warmed in the microwave.
"God damnit. He's making us grandpa shrimp again."
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When a dude has a small ass dick but doesn’t want to admit it
“I wanna put yo dick in my mouth an go BrAzZy!”
“He’s got such a shrimp dick”
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Examples: your partying is getting out of hand son, it's some real baby shrimp
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Shrimp sauce is typically referred to as beer.
"can i get some shrimp sauce out of the fridge please?"
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A gang with gay people with small weiners
Unknown: u in shrimp gang
Me: hell nah i aint gay
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when u cum in a bitch when shes on her period and eat her out...
damn, amanda was being feisty last night but she loosened up after we had cocktails
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A term used for the ultimate derp of all time.
So, I just found a cow in my sink yesterday.
You derping shrimp.
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