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Smooth Criminal

What Michael Jackson called "little Michael". What he fantasised about doing, but couldn't. Read the lyrics of the song - he wouldn't keep asking if Annie was okay (Oakley?) if she were dead, now would he?

Jenny: I was hit by a Smooth Criminal last night.
Sally: I thought you were walking funny today.

by Cool4Katz April 14, 2023


Smooth Brain Moron

When you reply with something smart to a idiot streamer. Famously used by a British world of tanks player that cannot get good dpg's in overpowered tanks.

"What a smooth brain moron" - Will (Quickybaby) Frampton

by PotatoCrusher May 21, 2023


Smooth Melasma

Smooth melasma is when the skin on your face or body is extremely discolored and damaged due to sun damage or autoimmune imbalances, including PCOS, endometriosis, and hypothyroidism, which are contributing factors as to why the discolored skin keeps getting darker in color and becoming smoother over time but is still discolored and darker than your original skin tone in appearance.

Smooth Melasma is a skin condition that keeps coming and going only to leave people with discoloration, uneven skin tone, and smooth, textured melasma. It's extremely frustrating and causes people to slip into deep depression; it's their lives and their mental well-being.

by Desert flower May 19, 2024


Smooth tinder

The fuck. You really gonna come this far and not swipe right??

Smooth tinder

by Jammer44 October 30, 2020


Smooth her salad

The act of rubbing vaginal flaps for pleasure.

Hey john... how did your date go? Did you get in her? Nah, but I did smooth her salad

by The Gruchinator August 18, 2016


Smooth Juice

A nickname for the small cartons of Darigold milk served in cafeterias

1. *gets up to walk away

2. Where are you going?
1. To get some smooth juice

by Creamy cow November 10, 2021


Smooth N.I.P

A legendary Rapper in the Southern California Industry. After releasing his album A.I.P he was crowned King of the Industry. He was faced with much backlash from other notable artists like CWC and Lil TJ. This caused Smooth N.I.P to go into an indefinite Hiatus. We await his return.

Smooth N.I.P is the king
Smooth N.I.P sucks

by The Industry Review October 8, 2022