Random
Source Code
Random
wearing flip-flops over socks, thus making socks very obvious
Once upon a time, sock-floppin' was a major fashion "don't."
Sock-floppin' would be all the rage if Angelina Jolie did it.
To masturbate with a sock.
"John never has matching socks because one is always used in the process of sock rubbing."
Hey! You heard about that guy? He hates having bare feet and always wears socks at night. Sleeping with socks on is great. Boyfriend material!
Just another word for a Cum Sock
“Dude I used my Nea Sock last night”
“What the fuck bro why would you tell me that?!”
No socks, no sexuality, its simple.
*grade 7 kid walks up to grade 5 kid* HEY DO YOU HAVE SOCKS ON Grade 5: Why are you asking Grade 7: NO SOCKS NO SEXUALITY Grade 5: OH SHIT *shows socks* Grade 7: Good. *grade 7 walks away* Grade 7: Hey kid do you got socks. Other grade 5: no *grade 7 takes off belt and starts beating the kid* grade 7: FUCKING WEAR SOCKS. for safe sex. *winks*
Using your socks as cum rags and then forgetting to separate them from your clean ones
I jacked off last night but as I got ready for work this morning I forgot about it and I lost sock roulette
A living sock that will explore the house when no one is home and hide itself in improbable places to find a sock.
I finaly bought a cage for my wandering sock. Last time we were out it snuck into the toaster!