Spinning Top

A corporate figurehead, spokesman, PR or advertising executive whose primary role is to spin fictional narratives that portray a predatory organization in a positive light.

Spinning tops are often so detached from the actual product and spirit of their enterprise, that they do not realize they are lying. This is usually the case with advertising & PR agencies, who do not see the responsibility that comes with creativity and visibility.

Other tops spin consciously. This is usually the case with CEO's and internal PR officers.

AKA: a paid shill, a liar, a snake-oil salesman

As the spinning top at BP North America, Tony Hayward attempted to portray BP as a green and benevolent company which simply volunteered to clean up the 2010 oil leak in the gulf, in an attempt to hide the fact that BP's misplaced profit priorities caused the accident in the fist place.

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spinning teacups

A spinning ride at Disney World, complete with high walls and 2 seats per teacup.
also: a great place to have all kinds of fun sex with your significant other.

"Did you see Kat and Allistarae at night of Joy getting it on on the spinning teacups?"
"I'll spin your teacup.."

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In the Spin Zone

out of your mind, burnt out, acting a fool, off your meds, higher level of consciousness

Vincent chin was in the spin zone when Anthony Rufa told him he wanted to pay for a Chinese wife.

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Spinning the Dreidel

Pleasuring one's self. Masturbating.

"Fortunately Ren was NOT spinning her dreidel in her locked room!"

"Why is Cindy so late to our meeting?"
"She's probably in her room spinning the dreidel"

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spinning willis

When one inserts oneself into a tree stump and glues oneself in that stump with gorilla glue that sits on a sears tractor and "lets it rip"

That burley lumberjack gave himself a spinning willis

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Tornado Spin

A skateboard trick made by Jamal Smith, local skater from Philadelphia. The trick consists of a Fakie Bigspin back to zasters 360. There is a video of him on YouTube, but the instructions are a little vague with him doing other tricks while trying to teach.

Jamal Smith: Ok, this is how you do the Tornado Spin.

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spin sucker

a girl climbs into a washing machine and starts to suck. you then start the washing machine and she starts to spin while she is sucking. you turn to you cardboard cut out you call your dad and say. “and that is how it’s done. you own my 5 bucks.”

hey dad i bet you five bucks if i can do the spin sucker better then you.

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