Sausage squirt

The quantum physics of a male private part reaching full orgasmic sensation , while producing a mass load.

Wow Lanny awesome sausage squirt!

Jake impressive sausage squirt!

Cindy stays complaining about how salty the ocean was on our vacation ,but she chugs Sausage Squirt every night.

2👍 1👎

muff squirt

When your muffin(vagina) squirts.

Oh! I'm about to muff squirt!

2👍 1👎

squirt bottle

A hood definition of a person who masturbate and drinks alcohol.

Whoa that dude in that house is a squirt bottle nevers calls for my bitches.

2👍 1👎

pop a squirt

like popping a squat, except peeing; popping a squirt.

Person 1: Aw man, I really gotta pop a squirt!
Person 2: Go to the bathroom, quick!

3👍 1👎

Turdy Squirts

Another name for "diarehha." It is when someone has severe diarehha or anal seepage.

Hey, John was in the bathroom last night for two hours because he had a severe case of the turdy squirts!

2👍 1👎

Squirt Hershey

Verb:

To defacate diarrhea in a spewing manor.

-That burrito made me squirt Hershey!
-You scared me so badly, I almosted squirted Hershey!

2👍 1👎

nervous squirts

When you get really nervous, and get the bubble guts, and have explosive diarrhea

I got court today, I don't know what they're gonna do to me, I got the nervous squirts

3👍 1👎