statue bro

Kiwi saying for "is that you bro?"

Many jokes made by buying someone a statue for their birthday/special occaision

Kiwis = People from new zealand
If you dont understand look for a DvD called Bro Town

"Is statue bro?"

"Chair bro its me"

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Status Mess

A person, typically female, who updates his/her status message with a constant stream of emotional drama.

Did you see Jane's last three status messages about her fight with Bill? That girl is a status mess!

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Singing in the Status

When someone uses a song to display their emotions at a time when they are uncreative, procrastinating, and or want attention. Generally followed by a heart symbol or smiley emoticon. The usual response is predictable and can follow in 3 paths:

A. Complete adoration of the song in question

B. Complete adoration of the artist in question

C. A lyric comment war

Example:

Status: Alice Malev "The Kill -- 30 Seconds to Mars <3"

Comments:
---"OMG i luv that song!!!!!!! wut's up???"

---"wtf i wuz just lisening to 30S2M!!!! kings and queens is soooooooo good!"

---"you say you wanted more what are you waiting for? im not running from you"
---"come break me down, marry me, bury me, i am finished with you!!!!!!"

---"Guys, sing in the shower, stop singing in the status."

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tyler-status

(v)(adj)
The act of being:
- ohmyeff cute, adorable, silly, sugar sweet
- eye catching, attention grabbing, fressh
- KAYLA's

"Hey that was pretty damn cute."
"Ohyeah? How cute?"
"Tyler-status, cute. Yeaaaah."

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paki status

To ignore someones phone calls cuz they are so god damn annoying.

Nomie is on Paki Status today, that dirty punjab mother fucker has issues with redailing my phone number to much!! Fucking dot heads.

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Status Fight

A status fight is the act of when you and a person you do not like, particularly an ex-girlfriend, exchange status’ indirectly to one another. The status' do not have to be harmful to one another, they simply have to state that this person is online.

Ex-Girlfriend: I LOVE TO SHOP!!!
Boy: You could not believe the immensity of the fuck that I do not give about shopping.

At this time the Status fight has begun, Notice how the male does not directly tell his Ex-Girlfriend to fuck off, but states what she does not like.

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Pimp Status

One who always is Looking Pimp

Man! you have graduated to pimp status or We are rollion in pimp status tonight

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