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Steam Roller

Something you use to try and crush your step brother’s great grandson in stopped time. Works better if your hair is blond and have been stuck at the bottom of the ocean for a century.
See Dio Brando

-WRRYYYYYYYYY ! ROAD ROLLER!!
-ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA! Your steam roller cannot stop me!

by A failure and a dissapointment December 12, 2019


Steaming Hulk

One of the worst presents that one can give/receive in a public bathroom. The massive doody is dark green with the remnants of a healthy diet. Upon contact with the toilet water, this hot dropping initiates plenty of water vapor. It's best not to flush; flushing only makes it angrier...

Clese: "Yo, weren't you going to the bathroom?"
Langston: "No way! There was a steaming hulk in there!"

by Badoge May 18, 2016


Steam Machine

The process of vaping orally and anally, similar to butt chugging. Named the "Steam Machine" after Machine John performed the very same act for six hours straight before dying instantly.

person 1: did you hear about benjamin?

person 2: no, what happened?

person 1: he attempted to do the steam machine for four hours and ruptured.

person 2: ruptured?

person 1: yeah, ruptured.

by r.i.p. machine john January 27, 2020


steam table

When you shit on someone's stomach while they are in the wheel yoga pose.

I made a steam table on Jared during hot yoga, and everyone had to clear the room.

by jynxuome April 15, 2021


steam support

Good-For-Nothing-Piece-Of-Shit

Bro, did u talk to Steam Support?
Dafaq is dat?

It is for... Its is ashit don't even do it.

by ifureaddisuractuallygaymybro December 27, 2018


Steam Marketplace

The best way to make 7 cents.

My ultra rare trading card was bought on the steam marketplace. I have enough to buy 28% of a gumball! :D

by Pasta Warfare October 27, 2022


selfy-steam

An expensive latte coffee bought to make a person feel better about their suckish life.

Kate and Lydia took me to Starbucks for a selfy-steam to cheer me up after my boyfriend dumped me.

by starkravingmadMommy November 19, 2010