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when a man pulls out after anal sex his dick has corn on it.
I pulled out of this chick and there was corn on my dick. Talk about a New Jersey Stew!!!
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when you make a taco bowl in an ass hole, they fart in it, and you slurp it all up.
sorry mom, I'm too full to eat thanksgiving dinner because I was eating Mexican beef stew earlier.
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When you are eating her out and accidentally chunky vomit inside of her vagina.
Guy #1: Man things were getting crazy last night. She farted up my nose while i was eating her out and we made beef stew in a crockpot.
Guy #2: That is vile man....
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The act of two skinny people taking a warm bath together and making uncomfortable bony skeleton love while bathing
Mark: Hannah and I just Paper Airplane Stewed last night
Bob: that is crazy I'm far to fat to do that
Mark: Good I don't recommend it
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your monthly blood flow is gradually coming to an end.
your sexy thoughts and lust for life are being replaced by female shame, guilt, rage, insecurity. Your libido is radically reduced. So is your tit tissue.
"er, yeah, so, my mum is coming next week and i thought we could try that russian lentil stew that Margaret is going on about. You could read her some of your poetry maybe? She says she needs our measurements for our new wool jumpers. Can't you just let her take them personally?? She would enjoy it so!"
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A person dumb enough to read the phrase more than twice really fast. Also known as sofa king stew peed.
omg he's sofa king stew peed, that he doesnt get what we just said to him
What the water is called in a hot tub when a bunch of men are sharing it without women.
I was sitting with all my guy friends in a hot tub and realized I was basically sitting in cock n ball stew.
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