A way of saying “fuck off” but funnier
-“You look like a potato in that picture” “suck my dick
your about to put your lips on someones dick
and suck that shit
"suck my dick please"
when I person wants to lose there hair they ask there bf to eat it
person 1 daddyyyyy suck my dickkkkkk
person 2 okay * eats* dick off while eating hair
person 1 ahhh~
person 2 maybe we can do something else next time
When said by a woman it can mean
1. fuck off
2. eat her out
3. shes actually has a penis and wants you to suck it
Guy : Damn girl you sure are hot
Girl : suck my dick
This being the scenario where she wants you to fuck off unless said flirtatiously where she would want to be eaten out