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A physicist who sold his soul to the devil.
Diagnosed with Lou Gehrig's disease, he continues to live more than 3 times as long as the highest hopeful estimated lifespan of one with such a motor neurone disease. Only 10% of people survive to 10 years - Hawking has lived four times as long.
Mark: That Stephen Hawking really is inspiring, living that long and fighting his disability. He's a medical miracle.
Loren: About that disability - I bet he sold his soul to Satan.
Mark: You know that's right. Of all people, this genius beats all odds, continuing to contribute so much to the scientific community...
Loren: I tell you, it's impossible to not get suspicious. FORTY YEARS with an MND called ALS.
Mark: Come to think of it, I'd be surprised if he HADN'T sold his soul!
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One who exceeds oral sex expectations amongst the masses.
Last night I got topped off by a Gawk Hawk!
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An Elderly man that plays evony all day because he has no life
One who spends his entire life thinking of what to do with the rest of his life. like Shadow Hawk
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noun. A mohawk made of pubic hair in the pubic region.
I just made myself a Hardy Hawk!
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A person who has eyes as sharp as a chicken hawk and uses his amazing skills to look at titties!
Young lady, where do you think you are going dressed like that? Don't you know there's titty hawks out there!
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A hot lesbian who preys on drunk straight girls
Gosh Jaims, you were such a clam hawk last night at the bar!
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When ass hair is so long in the butt crack it looks like a Mohawk
He, she had a great body but a massive hole hawk.
The plumber that worked on my sink had his crack showing and it was birthing a hole hawk.
Stop being such a hole hawk.
Eat my hole hawk.
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