Majka ti is someone who constantly yells at you, is disappointed at you 24/7 and she's happy only when you throw out the trash or buying something from the market
Person 1: I got yelled at by majka ti
Person 2: By majka mi?
Person 1: Yes, its because I tried taking cheese out of the fridge and then told her that she's a nonce.
Person: Tbf she is a nonce lol, but I love majka ti
Someone who can’t do anything unless they have smoked crack
Stee-devon Went to pick Denayshay up to take her to Costco and she was still in bed when he got there. So Stee-devon whipped out a crack pipe and gave it to Denayshay and straight after she smoked it she shot out of bed and was ready in 2.4 minutes. It’s like the crack had motivated her and she had become Crack-ti-vated
When the two lower bushes meet. (You know what I mean ;3)
Jeff and I totally tied bushes last night.
You spelled "it" wrong, didn't you?
Don't worry. Me too.
Abby: "ti's currently raining outside"
Sarah: "ti's? You mean it's?"
Abby: "sadly, yes."
Targeted Individual - Victim or perceived victim of electronic harassment
If you think you’re one of the “Chosen Ones” you’re actually probably just a TI