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Let's say for instance you're in a store, you go to the meat section and ask for 'Angel Ground Beef' this could mean this person may just be in trouble, such as an abusive partner, just like an 'Angel Shot' it's a call for assistance.
~ Angel Ground Beef in a scenario~
Customer: Hi, can i please get some angel ground beef?
Store Clerk: *whispers* Who?
Customer: The guy in the white shirt with the skull on it...
Store Clerk: Let me get my manager, to check if we have in stock
Customer: Ok
Partner: Whats taking so long!?
Customer: They went to see if they had it
Manager: Hi, ma'am can i please accompany you to where it is.
Customer: Sure.
to have sex with a virgin. It's a comparison of a virgin to soil which has never been plowed before.
John plowed new ground on his wedding night.
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When a chick (accidently) touches you with her boobs.
Guy: That chick just totally ground rule double'd my shoulder for a good 5 seconds.
Dude: Awesome.
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The skid mark found in one's shorts after one refuses to defecate when one should.
Barbara: I had to shit so bad, but I didn't want to log off facebook.
Sue: So what happened?
Barbara: When I finally logged off, I found some ground hog grease in my panties.
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Indian's version of heaven. What they believe is their afterlife. However if you get scalped (scalp removed) and killed they believe you will not go to the Happy hunting ground when you die. Sitting Bull is a well know Indian.
Indian: I'm going to scalp this white savage so I never have to see his white devil face when I die, when I'm in the Happy hunting ground.
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A new slogan adopted by the town of Ball Groundto make us Ball Groundians feel proud of our town
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when your having sex in the grass on a hill and just as you cum you pull out and roll down the hill
jeff: me and katie were up at cliffside having sex
bobby: and
jeff: i did the rolling ground out on that bitch
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