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Same day, same clothes as yesterday. One who stays inside and cleans her kids and husbands filthy slob messes, everyday. Wears house hag clothes. This usually happens on spring break and holidays when the hanimals are home. Fml!
Jenis Fuck! It must be Ground-Hag day!! Didn't I clean the piss off the bathroom floor and change the trash bag yesterday? How the phuck did this happen AGAIN??
to have sex with a virgin. It's a comparison of a virgin to soil which has never been plowed before.
John plowed new ground on his wedding night.
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When a chick (accidently) touches you with her boobs.
Guy: That chick just totally ground rule double'd my shoulder for a good 5 seconds.
Dude: Awesome.
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The skid mark found in one's shorts after one refuses to defecate when one should.
Barbara: I had to shit so bad, but I didn't want to log off facebook.
Sue: So what happened?
Barbara: When I finally logged off, I found some ground hog grease in my panties.
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Indian's version of heaven. What they believe is their afterlife. However if you get scalped (scalp removed) and killed they believe you will not go to the Happy hunting ground when you die. Sitting Bull is a well know Indian.
Indian: I'm going to scalp this white savage so I never have to see his white devil face when I die, when I'm in the Happy hunting ground.
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A new slogan adopted by the town of Ball Groundto make us Ball Groundians feel proud of our town
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when your having sex in the grass on a hill and just as you cum you pull out and roll down the hill
jeff: me and katie were up at cliffside having sex
bobby: and
jeff: i did the rolling ground out on that bitch
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