Tall drink of water

an alcoholic mixed drink of water

"I'll order one tall drink of water." said the woman, "also some crab."

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national kick tall people day

on november 27th, you’re allowed to kick anyone taller than 5’4 with no consequences.

person1: “hey, it’s november 27th <3”
person 2: “okay, and?”
person 1: “national kick tall people day”
person 2: *runs*

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National Throw Tall People Month

In the ENTIRE month of November, anyone under 5'6 can throw anyone over 5'6 without any consequences

Short person: Hey, remember that time you said it was 'Throw Short People Day'
Tall person: yeah why?
Short person: Guess what month it is...
Tall person: Novem-
Short person: National Throw Tall People Month!

national kick tall people decade

at any time between 2022-2032, anyone under 5'7 (normal people) can kick any of those OVERGROWN GIANTS 5'8 and higher

"hey rob how tall are you?"
"5'9"
"too bad its national kick tall people decade"
"im not even t"
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National Trip Tall People Day

Contrary to national throw short people day, on October 28th anyone 5’4 and under has permission to trip, cripple, and/or break the kneecaps of anyone 6,0 or taller

Fellow midgets we must rejoice, it is national trip tall people day

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National Slap Tall People Month

October 1st-October 31st You Can Slap Tall People

Hey its National Slap Tall People Month

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Sofa king we tall did

An expression used to describe yourself, someone else or something as so fuckin' retarded. This expression is also popular for written communication that needs to avoid censorship. This expression is similar to the less frequently used, Sofa king we tall did.

Last night we were sofa king we tall did.

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