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The horrible mishap of forgetting to take out your tampon before having sexual relations with a man during your time of the month.
Jack: bruh, the tip of my dick touched Alexis' tampon last night when I was hittin'...
Dave: You're such a tampon ripper my nigga.
When you are low on blood, you just eat an edible used tampon.
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Mainly used on females who are clumsy. Similar to a tampon that doesn’t suck it all up.
Ugh, Rebecca, stop acting like such a
snooze tampon!
This is a phrase that indicates a very serious situation that is on a urgent timeline - it needs to be fixed NOW
As Ally jokingly posted a manipulated image of one of her friends appearing fatter than she was on the Gram, she recalled said friend had multiple embarrassing real images of her. So, with the urgency of an emergency tampon, she removed her post and then shared a flattering image of her friend, who was named Abby btw, and tagged it "Bad Bitch!"
A tampon that has been laminated, then ventilated and guhed.
Wow, where'd she get that laminated ventilated tampon? It's really guh.
Represents a man who is in touch with his feminine side; a man named Tim who enjoys the idea of supplying tampons in boys (and girls) bathrooms in public schools.
Person1: who is this Tampon Tim fella I keep hearing about?
Person2: oh that guy, he is a corrupt politician who thinks biological gender is a choice based on the mood you’re in at the time, and therefore should require us to allow chicks in boys bathrooms and vice versa.
Person1: I see, maybe he should run for vice president. He obviously represents the views of the majority of Americans.
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