ted bundy me

when someone is highly mentally unstable but you'd still fuck them even if they'd kill you, most often pertains to fictional characters, i.e. sangwoo, light yagami, jd, hisoka

dude, even though he's actually a serial killer, i'd let sangwoo ted bundy me

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Ted Wong Racing Team

A Racing Team and also the creator of the famous Twonga turbo.
The Ted Wong Racing Team was established in 1998 by Ted Wong and his brother Man Wong.
(Note: Man Wong is only partially cool)

Its GO GO GO at the 2005 Bathurst 1000! The Ted Wong Racing Holden is leading at the first corner!

*several hours pass*

The Ted Wong Racing Team Holden takes the checkered flag here at the 2005 Bathurst 1000 after an amazing race which had the Ted Wong Racing Holden leading by 30 minutes at one point!
PHENOMENAL!!

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Ted Nugent frontrow loincloth teabag

something considered to be a bad experience in the vein of having Ted Nugent's nutsack too close to your face during a concert. not to be confused with the Ted Nugent spandex-trapped banana (dressed to the left).

thanks a bunch for making me call the Ted Nugent frontrow loincloth teabag India customer service line. The dude could not even speak English!

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Dumbasstedness - [dumb/ass/ted/nes]

A person who is so fuckin stupid or does stupid ass stuff.

Bobby: I think im going to light this candle near this gas station.(BOOM)

Tom: OMG wat the fuck. That was some real dumbasstedness - dumb/ass/ted/nes shit right there

Thank you for coming to my ted talk

Phrase used after you say something (generally a longer story) and no one responds, similar to how a ted talk works.

You: *tells a long story about how you dropped your enchilada*
group chat: *doesnt respond”
You: Thank you for coming to my ted talk

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thank you for coming to my ted talk

Celebrities like Kate McPherson have been known to end tweets with this statement. In some ways it's a full on acknowledgement of a personal idea or claim but a dismissal of anyone's negative response to the claim. In other words, I want you to know this information but I am not particularly concerned with your opinion regarding said information.

Nicki Minaj is constantly biting off of Cardi-B...thank you for coming to my ted talk

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Jack Davies Ted Cakeman Darling Morton

If you find this its a lie. It is also a slang term word for a bloody moron!

Tim: You Jack Davies Ted Cakeman Darling Morton
Bob: I hate you how rude im not that fat